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pudgychan:

christinajoanne:

Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian.  This would be the language that she would have sung in.

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spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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agenteverdeen:

rodham-clinton:

like. a short list of ideas for hollywood:

  • all-girl diamond heist operation
  • all-girl detective drama
  • all-girl mafia
  • all-girl motorcycle club
  • all-girl political conspiracy thriller
  • all-girl drug empire wars
  • all-girl superhero league
  • all-girl deep sea diving team
  • all-girl fuckin crayon factory i literally do not give a shit

all-girl werewolf pack

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mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

Dangflabbit!

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meladoodle:

I’m at this game shop but I wish I knew if there was a sale on

(Source: meladoodle)

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cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

Except the Dursleys would have just ignored them and they probably wouldn’t even bother to get together at Christmas.

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

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eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

(Source: angryfemales)

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

why did you do this

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

why did you do this

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fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

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candyboats:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

cumberfields:

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

He’s also wearing a shirt

Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…

…at least he’ll never have that problem again…

HOW DID OUMAKE ME LAYUGH AND THEN FEEL LIKE ANN EMPTY PART OF THE DEEPSEST SPACEIN 0.FUCK YOU SECONDS??!!!

(Source: daily-romione)

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imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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